Accountants

* A fool and his money stabilize the economy
* Accountants never die, they just lose their balance
* Accountants: The first to know and the last to go
* If the fool and his money are soon parted, how did he get the
money in the first place?
* If there's a will, there's a fee.
* In God We Trust; All Else we Audit
* Nerds make the best accountants
* We're from Internal Audit and we're here to help you